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Willets Point
Jun 06 2005 04:14 PM

I got this message today which reads like the start of some manuscript and doesn't appear to be selling anything.

]Hello,
King of France will not have been well served.show that....whatsoever page you will, and there you shall find coincidence atupon the poop in nightcap and slippers, he beheld a sight thatCaptain Blood shrugged. If this is a mere pirating raid, that, ofThese fifty lads may be lukewarm at present, as you say, but - sinktake place, and when they are to receive the fifth for which theircabin. But since it has been proposed, and by one who has suchtrouble to discriminate between Spanish and English. To be sold intounder pain of imprisonment, and as the hum of voices gradually becamepassing! And if an overseer should catch you talking to me? How'llabandoned the Old World and sought an anodyne for his grief inobbordunidy.nothing left for her own fellow-countrymen. These, indeed, stoodit was by a voice from a window above.Sir, said the Baron frostily, you compel me to remind you that


Then it just ends and leaves me hanging. The email is addressed to Burkhard Overton which is not my name (not even close).

seawolf17
Jun 06 2005 04:24 PM

ROTFLSHIC (rotfl so hard I'm crying)

whatsoever page you will, and there you shall find coincidence atupon the poop in nightcap and slippers, he beheld a sight thatCaptain Blood shrugged.

Best.
Sentence.
Ever.

Willets Point
Jun 06 2005 05:36 PM

What is the Baron compelled to remind Captain Blood of??? The anticipation is killing me!

cooby
Jun 06 2005 06:44 PM

What's an anodyne?

Swan Swan H
Jun 06 2005 08:07 PM

It's a terrific CD, for one thing.

metsmarathon
Jun 06 2005 11:18 PM

Main Entry: 2anodyne
Function: noun
1 : something that soothes, calms, or comforts <the anodyne of bridge, a comfortable book, or sport -- Harrison Smith>
2 : a drug that allays pain