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Cameron Diaz

Rotblatt
Sep 29 2005 12:06 PM

have combined for 35.6 VORP this season so far (22.2 for Cameron--good for 12th in the league all by his lonesome--and 13.4 for Diaz--18th in the league). That's good for 5th among NL right fielders--way better than I thought they'd combine for.

Of course, to be fair, I should combine J.D. Drew (31.2) & Jose Cruz, Jr. (18.1), along with Larry Walker (26.2) & So Taguchi (15.5), and Matt Lawton (25) & Craig Wilson (10.8), which bumps our own Hollywood heavy down to 8th.

Still pretty good, though.

soupcan
Sep 29 2005 12:16 PM




And she's hot.

Elster88
Sep 29 2005 12:19 PM

I'm not into her. Vanilla Sky and her general goofy/huggy behavior on PR tours for the Charlie's Angels movies have ruined her for me.
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Edgy DC
Sep 29 2005 12:21 PM

Questionable hat.

metirish
Sep 29 2005 12:22 PM

I certainly wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting...

soupcan
Sep 29 2005 12:39 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Questionable hat.


Hat? What hat?

Oh, yeah, she is wearing a hat.

Didn't notice.

KC
Sep 29 2005 12:48 PM

>>>And she's hot.<<<

I dunno, she looks a little chilly to me.

Rotblatt
Sep 29 2005 01:14 PM

Cameron Diaz, 30 YO, 3B, right-handed. 5'7", 110 lbs. "Slender frame. Slow but mesmerizing on basepaths. Clearly belongs at "hot corner." Long, slow, sweet swing but projects to have exploitable holes for experienced pitchers. Lockerroom favorite. Plus nipples."

Willets Point
Nov 17 2005 12:46 PM

Mets fans, the real issue of the Nady trade: No more Cameron Diaz jokes!

MFS62
Nov 17 2005 01:31 PM

metirish wrote:
I certainly wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting...


As the old joke goes, of course I would. There's more room on the floor.

Later

Yancy Street Gang
Nov 17 2005 01:55 PM

metirish wrote:
I certainly wouldn't throw her out of the bed for farting...


The other old joke: What else would she be doing there?

Nymr83
Nov 17 2005 02:16 PM

Willets Point wrote:
Mets fans, the real issue of the Nady trade: No more Cameron Diaz jokes!


i knew i forgot to take something into account, surely the extra $6mil out of Fred's pocket is worth the chance to make these jokes for the rest of us!

Valadius
Nov 17 2005 03:07 PM

Omar, you big dummy!!!

Diamond Dad
Nov 17 2005 04:33 PM

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